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Heights of begging... A beggar asks another beggar if u will get a loetry of 1million dollars, what wil you do with that huge amount of money? Another beggar repplies i will build a big temple, where i will beg alone and will not let any other beggar to beg over there... Sardar Returns! -(Admin:R!k) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Sardar looked himself in a mirror and said: "Isko kahin dekha hai... Haan! Yaad aaya, yeh to wahi kameena hai jo mere shaadi ke album mein mere biwi ke saath hai" ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Sardar climbed a tree. Monkey asked: "Too uper kyon aaya?" Sardar: "Apple Khane" Monkey: "Yeh to mango tree" Sardar: "Idiot, apple saath laaya hoon" ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Teacher: Oxygen is very essential to life. It was discovered in 1773 Sardar: Thank God!! I was born after 1773. Had I born earlier, I would have died... -------------------------------------------------------------------------- ISRO sent a Sardar to Moon. Sardar got into rocket, but jumped halfway, shouting "How dare you cheat me. Today is new moon day. There will be no moon" -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sardarni to a doctor: Mera beta motorcycle se gir gaya Doctor: I can't understand Hindi. Can you tell in English Sardarni: My londa gironda from Hero Honda -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sardar bought a lottery ticket for 10 Rs. Luckily Sardar won 10 crores for that. He went to the shop to collect the prize money. The owner cut the tax and gave him 7 crores. Sardar: Give me full 10 crores or give my 10 Rs. back -------------------------------------------------------------------------- A Sardar was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated. He drank the poison and said: "Ab kaato saalo... Sab maroge" --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wife: Look at that Drunker!
Hubby: Who is he ? Wife: 10 years back he proposed me & I rejected.. . . Hubby: Oh My God, He is still Celebrating.. Tchr : Murgiyo ki taange chhoti kyu hoti hai ? Sardar ka Asardaar reply : Sir, agar murgiyo🐓 ki taange Lambi hoti to Ande itne upar se gir kar toot jate na. Teacher- Chand par pehla kadam kisne rakha? Pappu-NEIL ARMSTRONG. Teacher- Aur doosra ? Pappu- doosra bhi usi ne rakha hoga .....Langdi khelne thodi gaya tha woh!!!! Santa- Chicken to bahut badhiya bana hai par thoda ajib sa taste kyu hai? Banta- banate hue murge ki tang jal gayi thi.... Toh maine SOFRAMYCIN laga di.Wife: Look at that Drunker! Hubby: Who is he ? Wife: 10 years back he proposed me & I rejected.. . . Hubby: Oh My God, He is still Celebrating.. Tchr : Murgiyo ki taange chhoti kyu hoti hai ? Sardar ka Asardaar reply : Sir, agar murgiyo🐓 ki taange Lambi hoti to Ande itne upar se gir kar toot jate na. Teacher- Chand par pehla kadam kisne rakha? Pappu-NEIL ARMSTRONG. Teacher- Aur doosra ? Pappu- doosra bhi usi ne rakha hoga .....Langdi khelne thodi gaya tha woh!!!! Santa- Chicken to bahut badhiya bana hai par thoda ajib sa taste kyu hai? Banta- banate hue murge ki tang jal gayi thi.... Toh maine SOFRAMYCIN laga di. I m a great fan of Thomas Edison,
Because of his quote that... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Tomorrow is my exam but I dnt care Because a single sheet of paper cannot decide my future." |
21st century kids standing in a museum, looking at a egyptian mummy with 1227BC written below..
1st kid: What does that mean? 2nd kid: Must be his BBM pin=) -R!k 1. Marwari: Yeh banana kaise diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs. Marwari : 60 Paisa ka deta hai? S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chhilka milega. Marwari: Le 40 paise, chilka rakh aur kela de de. 2. Marwari on his deathbed. My wife, where r u ? Wife: Yes, I'm here My sons daughters r u all here? Yes, Papa Marwari: To phir bahar wale kamre ka pankha kyun chal raha hai ??? 3. Marwari 14th floor se neeche gira Girte waqt usne apne ghar ki khidki me apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha to chilla ke bola: MERI ROTI NAHIN PAKANA! 4. Marwari ne Sheikh ko khoon de ke uski jaan bachai. Sheikh ne use MERCEDES gift kar di. Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zaroorat padi, Marwari ne phir khoon diya. Ab ki baar Sheikh ne till wale laddu gift kiye, Marwari : (Gusse se): Mercedes kyun nahin di? Sheikh: Munna!!! Ab hamare andar bhi Marwari ka khoon daud raha hai:) 5. Marwari called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Chacha mar gaya hai, obituary ke kya charges honge? Newspaper: Rs.50 per word. Marwari : Oh bahut zyaada hain, Achha likho "Chacha Guzar Gaye" Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words! Marwari : Oh ho! Zara sochne do..... Achha likho....... ......... . Chacha Guzar Gaye - Maruti for Sale .. 6. Marwari asks a Taxi Driver: CP wale gurudware jayega kya? Taxi Driver: Haan ji jaoonga. Marwari ne jeb se lunchbox nikala or kaha: Wapsi main langar ka khana lete aana. 7. Marwari ko bhoot chadh gaya , 3 din baad bhoot khud ek ojha ke paas gaya aur bola, Ojha sahab mujhe bahar nikalo..! Warna main to bhookha hi mar jaoonga 8. Titanic Ke Saath Marwari Bhi Doob Raha Tha Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai? Marwari: Shukar Hai Maine Return Ticket Nahin Khareeda. |
